New dog breeds

If you find yourself in need of a new canine companion, consider one of these:

❧ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

❧ Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

❧ Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Pekasso, an abstract dog

❧ Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

❧ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

❧ Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

❧ Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

❧ Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

❧ Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly

❧ Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by… oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway

❧ Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

❧ Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

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9 Responses to New dog breeds

  1. The Story Reading Ape says:
    August 22, 2017 at 9:31 am

    That’s being a bit WRUFF on our canine friends, BlueBird 😄😄😄

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  2. patriciaruthsusan says:
    August 22, 2017 at 9:33 am

    Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
    These are hilarious.

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  3. The Tuesday Prude says:
    August 23, 2017 at 6:23 am

    These are hilarious, and you must be a genius. Good thing I don’t have to pick a favorite. I want them all 🙂

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    August 25, 2017 at 9:34 am

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