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Sunday funnies

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6 Responses to Sunday funnies

floridaborne says:

August 28, 2017 at 1:43 am

I especially liked the one about texting. 🙂

But they were all funny.

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- bluebird of bitterness says:
  
  August 28, 2017 at 9:05 am
  
  Makes you wonder how they got there, doesn’t it? Were they texting while driving?
  
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  - floridaborne says:
    
    August 28, 2017 at 11:23 am
    
    LOL!
    
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patriciaruthsusan says:

August 28, 2017 at 4:32 am

Ha, ha. Too bad there wasn’t putty or at least duct tape in Noah’s day. 😀 — Suzanne

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- bluebird of bitterness says:
  
  August 28, 2017 at 9:06 am
  
  Yep… Home Depot would have come in handy.
  
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Nyssa The Hobbit says:

August 28, 2017 at 11:27 pm

Gotta wonder–after having had a skunk under my porch–how they dealt with the skunks on the Ark. 😉

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