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This entry was posted on Thursday, September 7th, 2017 at 10:31 am and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
If you build a better mousetrap, the world might beat a path to your door, or a rival mousetrap maker may beat you to a pulp. ―Gavin McInnes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Thank you from everyone very storm stressed who really need a laugh. Be well, be safe. Hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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This morning, I stole the “fine line” joke to tell it to Milady. You make me look so witty, BoB!! Heh.
Just now, up too late at night, we went through this post together.
We agreed that we know that “derive” is funny, but we don’t know enough calculus to know why.
Now she’s reading me bits from “Handy engineering conversions” – which is good, because I didn’t finish it.
Bluebird of Sweetness, in disguise!
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Bluebird of Sweetness? Bite your tongue. I got a reputation to maintain, buster.
p.s. I don’t understand the calculus one either; I never got farther than geometry.
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Really clever. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Reblogged this on Dragons Rule OK. and commented:
Some funny thoughts on going back to school.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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[…] Prey on words — back to school edition […]
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Thank you for the link. ❤
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