THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Siân Glírdan and commented:
It’s cold, wet, raining like mad and my connection’s on and off like a demented Mad Hatter… enjoy these crazy cautions instead! 😛
The coffee shop & the traffic lights have me roflmao… 😉
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
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He. He. “No swimming if you can’t swim”…These are hilarious.
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Do Not Swallow – with illustration. 😆
Street signs pic looks ‘shopped to me – left & right side posts pasted in. Funny, though. There are real places with worse than that. I especially liked the little blue unreadable sign, imagining it to have some vital warning.
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Agree – it seems photoshopped since there are no shadows for them, but there is one for the middle pole.
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I assumed it was a photoshop. I have a long tradition of not vouching for the accuracy of anything I post. 🙂
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I especially like the one about unattended children. FOFL
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Funny! I especially loved the road signs
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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The hanger picture always makes me wonder who out there thinks “I bet I could swallow that” and needs to be warned not to attempt it. I saw a coat with a warning sign that read “Wear with arms in sleeves; otherwise coat could smother wearer.” Are people that stupid?
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Hmmm… makes me wonder if the clothing manufacturer was threatened with a lawsuit because some doofus suffocated himself/herself in one of their coats, and their lawyers advised them to slap on a warning.
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Some days I have to wonder how the human race survived as long as it has. I wonder how quickly in our early development warnings not to do stupid stuff happened. Maybe when we discovered fire, someone had to be posted at it so people wouldn’t try to sit down in the middle of it? Have good end to the week. Hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Taylor Grace and commented:
I loved these! Thank you to Blue Bird of Bitterness!
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Reblogged this on Dragons Rule OK. and commented:
Just to keep you amused. Why do we need to be warned not to swallow a coathanger?
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
These are some of the craziest signs I’ve EVER seen! 😉 ❤
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Reblogged this on itsgoodtobecrazysometimes and commented:
Loving these
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Also just to add Chris from The story reading ape added you into a weekend share I am doing. But I didn’t realise I had reblogged you, but if you want to join in and add another one, I will happily share it. You can find it here (chris is the first comment)
https://itsgoodtobecrazysometimes.wordpress.com/2017/09/28/share-a-post-3/comment-page-1/#comment-13231
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Hi there…
I found this post on itsgoodtobecrazysometimes, and I just wanted to say thanks for sharing… My oh my I needed this giggling time!!
Have a great weekend!! 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for dropping by. 🙂
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My pleasure!
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[…] You have been warned […]
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thanks so much for making us laugh with these pics, Bluebird of Bitterness. I had a fun time, giggling away the entire time scrolling down.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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You’re very welcome. They’re hilarious! 🙂
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