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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
HA! A sign of the times, indeed. We have a traffic sign that is like “no U-turn,left-right turn,yield-merge.” Nobody here has any idea what the heck it really means.
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[…] via I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — sign language edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Mouahahhahahahaha… These signs always give me a good giggle. I don’t know if they comfort me in the fact that I am obviously wiser than some… Or if it kills my faith in humanity a little… And sometimes, I tell myself that the same signs might just be the work of people making jokes… But I have one at work, so I know at least some of the above must be genuine 😛
If you’d like to see the warning we were served;
https://cyranny.wordpress.com/2016/10/19/thank-you-life-for-stupid/
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People who do stuff like that are the reason shampoo bottles have to have directions on them.
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Amen! 😉
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Hilarious.
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Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Time for a chuckle – courtesy of BlueBird 😄
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😀 😀 😀
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Lots of laughs.
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Reblogged this on itsgoodtobecrazysometimes and commented:
I love these
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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[…] via I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — sign language edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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HaHaHa. I love stupid signs. They make me feel superior — and I don’t get that chance very often. 🙂
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Me neither — gotta enjoy it when we can. 😀
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Again I am amazed at the human animal. I did the sale one in my head three times, then did it on a calculator to see if I was losing my marbles. How could anyone not laugh at these, and at ourselves. Thanks and hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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Hilarious!
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Hahaha
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I have some photos of stupid signs, too. Some are quite hilarious!
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I collect them compulsively. 🙂
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
Some things you could not dream up! 😉 ❤
Peace,
Sherrie
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Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too.
You can watch it on YouTube or go to my home page:
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Bluebird of bitterness makes us all giggle with these signs. Thanks for the chuckles and smiles, Bluebird!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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You’re welcome. 🙂
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