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You can observe a lot by watching.
—Yogi Berra
There are three ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself. 2. Hire someone to do it. 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
[…] via Caturday funnies — cat shaming edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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I like these because they make my own naughty cats look downright angelic by comparison.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
You can’t really shame a cat, only add to its notoriety 😸😸😸
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome, BB 👍😃
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The one about the catnip reminds me of a friend whose cat (one of her cats, actually) found the catnip stash and invited his cat gang in to party while she wasn’t home. If I remember rightly, she counted 8 or 10 happily stoned cats in the apartment when she got home.
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That’s hilarious!
One day when my kids were little, I found our cats fighting over a very small stuffed bear that I’d picked up at a garage sale somewhere. I couldn’t figure out what was so special about that bear — it wasn’t as if we didn’t have dozens of other kitty toys lying around (in this house, any object small enough to be picked up by a cat is a de facto kitty toy) — until my husband clued me in me that the kids had slit the bear open, removed its polyester fiberfill guts, stuffed it full of catnip, and sewed it back up.
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LOL
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Thank you for a great Saturday laugh. You also inspired me to take some shaming pictures of my two devilish cats, Molly and Harper.
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Do it! 🙂
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Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
Too good to pass by. I have a couch defiler too. ~~dru~~
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Another hilarious Caturday collection, BoB.
Would your teacher believe you if your excuse was, “The cat ate my thesis”?
I presume that “We tried to kill mommy’s friend” has something to do with running underfoot at the top of the stairs, or the like. (Voice of experience.)
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Just lying down on the middle step on a dark staircase will do the trick in most cases. One of ours used to do that.
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LOL
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I’m amazed at how ashamed these cats are pretending to be. They could be nominated for a acatemy award!
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They certainly could. 🙂
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My daughter had a cat, sadly passed on to cat heaven, who was afraid of everything too.
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We had a cat some years ago who wasn’t afraid of anything… except thunder and lightning. At the first rumble of thunder, that cat hightailed it down to the basement and cowered behind the water heater in mortal terror.
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
I love the catnip one! Our Smokey gets so high off that stuff, he gets the munchies terribly. But then he’s too tired to eat! 😉 ❤
Peace,
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on itsgoodtobecrazysometimes and commented:
I would so do this with my cats. Oh hang on I do 😉
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😀 😀 😀
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String cheese? Uh-oh; I perceive a possible mess coming on… 😉
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