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Donโt carry a grudge. While youโre carrying the grudge the other guyโs
out dancing. โBuddy Hackett
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
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Thank you for the link. ๐
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You made my day! These are terrifically punny!
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Reblogged this on Mitigating Chaos and commented:
It’s raining and cold (47*) in South Carolina. These puns warmed me up a bit.
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Thank you for reblogging. Stay warm. ๐
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You are welcome ๐
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These are very good, Thank you.
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Brilliant. Loved them all!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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๐ ๐ ๐
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These are excellent!!
Happiness is a Warm Gun is on my favorite Beatles album – the White Album.
Comma Sutra is so naughty.
Frayed Knot reminds me of a joke….
Three strings walk into a bar and try to order drinks. Unfortunately, the bartender tells them that the bar doesn’t serve strings. So the three strings leave, very disappointed. Outside, one string says, “Hey, I’ve got an idea.” They tie themselves together and go back inside and order drinks. The bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you those strings I just refused to serve?” One string says, “Nope, frayed knot.”
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Great. Thank you.
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I love these pun-chy puns.
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You had me at procaffinating – I will not be seen until I’ve had caffeine!!
xx,
mgh
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I hear you. ๐
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Hilarious.:D — Suzanne
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Thanks Suzanne. ๐
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[…] Happiness is a warm pun […]
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
There’s always time for a good laugh! ๐ โค
Peace,
Sherrie
Sherrie Mirandaโs historically based, coming of age, Adventure novel โSecrets & Lies in El Salvadorโ will be out en Espaรฑol very soon! It is about an American girl in war-torn El Salvador:
http://tinyurl.com/klxbt4y
Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too.
You can watch it on YouTube or go to my home page:
https://sherriemiranda1.wordpress.com
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