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Strange juxtapositions
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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‘Nother amazing collection, bob! Most new to me, but a few I’ve seen before: I think College/Weed is among the most ancient meme classics – might’ve even seen it on CompuServe before there was a Web. Maybe not. 🙂 Still funny, and you’ve given it good company.
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That college/weed one is ancient — someone sent it to me in an email ages ago.
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Great! 🙂
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Especially the last one. 🙂
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Ha! Well, I can’t disagree… 😉
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
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Thanks Will. 🙂
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You’re welcome BoB, and thank you! 🙂
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I like the marriage and pistol licenses the best. Gee, I wonder what that says about me? 😀
Several years ago, my husband and I drove from our home in New Mexico to visit family in Washington State. While driving through the town of Weed, California, we decided we were ready to call it a night.
We stopped at a motel, rented a room, unloaded our suitcases, pulled back the covers on the bed, and…… YUCK!! We immediately got our money refunded and hightailed it out of Weed, never, ever to return again!
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The marriage-and-pistol-license one reminded me of a story I heard many, many years ago, about an American guy who was driving north to Canada. When he reached the border, the border agent asked him some routine questions, such as where he was going and why. The guy said he was going to Montreal for his brother’s wedding. Then the border agent asked him if there were any firearms in the car, and the driver replied indignantly, “It’s not that kind of a wedding!”
As for your experience in Weed… ewwwwwww!
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Lol Lol!
Many years ago I dated a guy whose life revolved around Alcohols Anonymous. He had been sober for decades and was proud of it. He told me a story of when he visited Canada for an AA convention. While going across the border he was routinely asked if he had any drugs in the vehicle. “Why would I have drugs? I’m an alcoholic!” he replied.
Yup, he was pulled over and thoroughly searched. 😀
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OMG that’s hilarious! Poor guy!
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We have a sign near here which says “Bong Recreation Area.” 😀
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Ooooh, do you have a photograph of it? I’d love to add it to my collection of funny signs. 😀
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No, but you can find plenty of them on the Net. 🙂
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There are days when we REALLY need to laugh! 😉 ❤
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