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Cattle call
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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Manure happens! Love it!
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I plan on eating some roses today. Yay!
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These are great.
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Moo, moo, funny! 😂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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😀 😀 😀
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I love this! ‘Bessie’ was the name of the lovable cow I once ’rounded up’ and brought home for milking (as a kid growing up on my grandparents’ farm). ‘Ole Bessie’ had a copper bell ’round her neck… Loved ole Bessie!
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I have a black and white grandcat named Bessie. She was a stray that my then-teenage daughter rescued, and she had given her some silly name that didn’t suit her at all. Because of the cat’s Holstein markings, I started calling her Bessie, and the nickname stuck. (So did the cat, who still lives with me even though her rescuer moved out of the house about ten years ago.)
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Poor Bessie……
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Hilarious.
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Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. 🙂
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*Hahahahahaha!* 😀
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