bluebird of bitterness

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• quote of the day

  In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
  —Burt Prelutsky

• thought for the day

  I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.

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  Bob's sister Hannah

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  Bob's sister Ada

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  Bob's brother Otto

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  Bob's sister Eve

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  Bob's sister Nan

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  A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)

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  Bob's childhood home

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  Bob's mom and dad

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  Bob in his youth

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  Bob's cousin Alphonse

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  Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna

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  Bob's cousin Archibald

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  Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)

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  Bob's cousin Chester

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  Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis

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  Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)

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  Bob's cousin Thorndike

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  Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie

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  Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers

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  Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks

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  Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy

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  Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena

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  Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)

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  Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan

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  Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness

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  Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher

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  Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports

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  Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice

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  Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn

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  Bob's nephew Baxter

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  Bob's cousin Darrell

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  Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand

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  Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter

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  Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)

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  The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)

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  A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)

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  A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)

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  Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob

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  Advent Alice Parker Atlanta Master Chorale autumn barkaloungers baseball bears bibliophilia birds biting social commentary Boxing Day bugs Canada cats cavemen Charles Wesley Charlie Berens Christmas chuckles commercials cops coronapocalypse cows dance Dan Forrest Daniel LaBelle daylight saving time Dick Van Dyke Disney dogs double takes Dry Bar Comedy Duffel Blog Easter Egypt Elaine Hagenberg Eleanor Powell elephants English majors Epiphany faces Father's Day fish Fred Astaire frogs geek humor George Frideric Handel Groundhog Day Halloween Hanukkah happy homemakers Henri heroes Hillary Klug horses Independence Day Irish dance Irving Berlin Jean Redpath Johann Sebastian Bach John Rutter Mack Wilberg marriage Mars&Venus Memorial Day memory lane mice monkeys Mormon Tabernacle Choir Mother's Day MozART Group National Library Week National Taiwan University Chorus New Year Nicholas Brothers Norwegian Chamber Orchestra Nutcracker Ola Gjeilo On Wisconsin! OwlKitty pandas parenthood penguins Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky Piano Guys pi day pigs poetry puzzles reptiles school daze Scotland senior moments Shawn Kirchner signs Simon's Cat snowmen spring squirrels St. Patrick's Day summer Sunday funnies synchronized skating Talk Like a Pirate Day Taryn Harbridge Thanksgiving The Gardiner Brothers The Onion Tim Hawkins USC-Thornton Choral Artists UWEC Choral Artists Valentine's Day Vera Ellen Veterans Day vintage ads VOCES8 Weird Al Yankovic winter Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart words at play
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