This entry was posted on Monday, January 8th, 2018 at 12:33 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Monday, January 8th, 2018 at 12:33 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the grudge the other guy’s out dancing. —Buddy Hackett
I don’t have a big ego. I’m way too cool for that.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on My Blog and commented:
My thoughts exactly!
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HAAHAAHAA!!!! I really like that last one! 😉
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😀
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
These are all me
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
BlueBird nails it 😄
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Both hilarious and true.
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Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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😀
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Wonderful as ever! Thank you very much for these pieces of fun, and have a great week. Michael 😉
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[…] via Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance? — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Love the penultimate one.
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Yep. That’s me all over. 🙂
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Love these. Most sound like me!
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Me too. 🙂
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Reblogged this on bridgesburning and commented:
How absolutely perfect! Thanks for the chuckles!
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Very happy to..
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Loved this – and I agree with every single one – esp the self service kitchen.
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Yep… if only. 🙂
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Fun! And so true….sigh sigh sigh
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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[…] I did share this before but since Chris shared it again and I laughed so hard the first time, I thought it was worth another share via Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance? […]
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Love this. I live in Saskatchewan and I think I saw great uncle Arthur sitting on a telephone pole the other day.
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If you see him again, tell him Bob says hello. 🙂
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