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This entry was posted on Saturday, January 20th, 2018 at 9:43 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
I don’t try to describe the future. I try to prevent it. —Ray Bradbury
My internet connection went down
for five straight minutes. I’m all right, but the 911 operator was a total jerk about it.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Time for a cool Caturday chuckle – courtesy of BlueBird 😄
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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Welcome BB 😃
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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That cartoon of the kitteh at the pearly gates?
True little-known theological fact: Pets have their own entrance to the afterlife. Instead of St Peter, it’s manned by… St Bernard.
Arf Arf Arf
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! bang!
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Hilarious.
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Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
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A great way to start a Monday.
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
LOL
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