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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
\This was as painful as watching Funniest Home Videos.
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Oh my giddy aunt.
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Clearing out the defectives in the gene pool, one stupid stunt at a time…
“Hold my beer. Watch this!!”
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Well I am sure this is either the most times I have seen people do face plants into the dirt, or crush their man reproductive parts on solid bar type objects. Either way, no breeding and passing on of genes for these guys. I really was not sure if to laugh of feel really sad how we mostly hairless apes have have failed. Thanks again, a great video. Hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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I think that these supposedly spontaneous acts of stupidity are planned and executed for the sole purpose of getting exposure.
When in fact, they are boring and tedious, and not the slightest bit funny, but then again I’m a grumpy old man 😈 😀
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Ouch!
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I just wonder how anyone can be so stupid.
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Too busy wincing to laugh.
One thing I learning from reading a science fiction book, believe it or not. Someone is the butt of ever joke. Sometimes we laugh at the butt of the joke (in sympathy). Sometimes we laugh at the butt of the joke (in ridicule). Here I think most people just wince. It hurts too much and its too close to home to be funny.
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On the other hand, some of us who have done a lot of stupid things in our lives just like to be reassured that we aren’t the only ones (or even the worst offenders).
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[…] I can’t brain today, I have the dumb […]
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