Sunday funnies

Mildred had attended mass faithfully all her life, but shortly after her 105th birthday, she stopped going. The priest was concerned at her absence and went to call on her.

To his relief, he found Mildred in excellent health. He asked her why she had stopped coming to mass.

“Well, Father,” she said, “when I got to be 90, I really expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, and then 105. So I figured God’s been really busy and must have forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him.”


5 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. ATTAGIRL, Mildred 👍😃😄

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  2. Yvonne says:

    Good philosophy!

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  3. V.M.Sang says:

    Great idea! Why remind Him you’ve been forgotten.

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  4. It would make you edgy. 😀 — Suzanne

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