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Signs of the times
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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Question…?
At the Bong Recreation Area, is it BYOB (bring your own bong) — or are bongs provided free of charge???
😉
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Good question. I’ve never been there myself, and the sign is rather terse and lacking in specifics. 🙂
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These are all hilarious!
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There is a lake on the other side of the houses across the street. It is named Mirror Lake, but lacks that sign. Maybe we should make one.
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Something to add to your to-do list. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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Great signs BB 😄
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All hilarious but time travel is my favorite. LOL!
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Yep, Bong is right here in Wisconsin. I’ve seen it many times. 😀
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Oh heavens–and like that, my tension headache slipped away. Thanks so much–I needed to read all that today.
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Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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TheChattyIntrovert says: Oh heavens–and like that, my tension headache slipped away.
The amazing healing power of Bluebirdofbitternessessness.
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Bong Recreation Area? It’s where you end up when you make the wrong choice at College & Weed.
(Ironically, as I type this, the pic in the right-hand column is Bob’s stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
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