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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Love them. Thanks. Hugs
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So funny! Thanks.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Hump Day Humour from BlueBird 😄
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😀 😀 😀
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Bird funnies!
Ace of Spades blog’s Wednesday morning art post had a painting with a parrot in it, inspiring much avian discussion.
Example #1, of which the first cartoon (just busted out) reminded me, from commenter The Great White Scotsman:
Our African Grey Parrot Sarah could form simple 4 or 5 word sentences out of vocabulary that she already knew.
The wife and I were sitting on the couch one day when Sarah was locked in her cage and said “Can I come out now?” We were literally shocked and had to reassure each other that we had actually heard what she had asked as she had never put those words together in a sentence before.
Example #2, this slightly Not Safe for the Whole Family joke swiped from commenter Grump928(C):
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said: “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar things.”
The woman thought about this, but decided she wanted the bird anyway. She took it home, hung its cage in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said: “New house, new madam.” The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought: “that’s not so bad.”
When her two teenage daughters returned from school. The bird saw them and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said: “Hi Bob”.
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Very funny. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. 🙂
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These are great! Thanks for the laughs! @v@ ❤
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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The Polly requesting the specials looks exhausted, like her human. She’s much different from the first Polly, who mustn’t have had a tired owner to feed her bland saltines on a regular basis. (I myself favor rye crackers.)
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