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My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
—Henny Youngman
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Touching quotes..
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Changing your password to incorrect – genius!
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Ah, ha, ha. These are winners. 😀 — Suzanne
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The quote about life in prison reminds me of “Going in Style”, the 2017 film about three senior citizens who rob a bank because their pension funds are cut.
The two girls with the walkers are adorable.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I’d better reblog these before I forget 😄
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😀 😀 😀
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Excellent. I love the one about the password!
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Unfortunately, the word “incorrect” is in the password dictionary, the one your computer uses to see if the password is an easily-knowable one.
So is the word “lazy”.
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Not if you add curses to them…
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
This is going to be me, especially the last one
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Most welcome
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These were too funny! Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
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I must be old. This all makes very good cents to me.
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Join the club…
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Oh boy. Just in time for my birthday.
I used to think people my age were old. I used to think people half my age were old. Funny, I don’t feel old. Except when I try to get up out of my chair.
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I hear you.
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Thanks for the laughs! I love the lego one!
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That one cracked me up too. 🙂
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I especially like the last one!
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. 🙂
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These are fantastic! Gave me a chuckle, especially since I’m so close to being considered elderly! lol @v@ ❤
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
I must admit that at 61, I still don’t consider myself a senior citizen!
😉 ❤
Sherrie Miranda’s historically based, coming of age, Adventure novel “Secrets & Lies in El Salvador” is about an American girl in war-torn El Salvador:
http://tinyurl.com/klxbt4y
Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too.
You can watch it on YouTube or go to my home page:
https://sherriemiranda1.wordpress.com
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