Every dog has its day

Frank was a veterinarian who also served as sheriff of the small town where he lived. One night his phone rang, and the caller said, “Please come right away! We need you!”

Frank said, “Do you need me as the sheriff, or as a vet?”

“Both,” said the caller. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it!”

18 Responses to Every dog has its day

  1. Adrienne says:

    Funny!

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  2. Embeecee says:

    HAhahahha!! Good one! 😀

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  3. Another one that I haven’t heard before. This will have to stop 😈

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  4. V.M.Sang says:

    That one’s priceless. Love it. I must remember it. I’m usually useless at remembering jokes. (Good job I’m a writer, not a comedian, then!)

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  6. susieshy45 says:

    Love it , thanks for sharing !

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  7. manyofus1980 says:

    Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
    Lol 😛 too funny! thanks for the laugh!

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