Sunday funnies

A Scotsman named Angus painted houses for a living. Because he was a penny pincher, he often thinned down his paint with water to make it go a wee bit farther. He got away with this until the day he painted the house of Brother McTavish, who was an elder in the Presbyterian church. 

Just when Angus had almost finished the job, suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder and rain began pouring down, washing all the watered-down paint from the house. Then a bolt of lightning struck the ladder where Angus was standing and knocked him to the ground. 

Angus knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, and he fell to his knees and cried out, “Forgive me, Lord! What should I do?” And from the thunder came a mighty voice saying, “Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!”

7 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. Embeecee says:

    BWAHAHAHAHHAH…..and on a Sabbath TOO. Oh my goodness…. you are eligible for the “Pun Masters of the Decade” Award…… hahahahha!!

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  2. V.M.Sang says:

    Oh, that’s so-o funny!

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  3. Abigail says:

    If that doesn’t straighten out Angus’s work morals, I don’t know what will.

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  4. Double groans from Milady and me. (I think I’ll steal this for that other blog where there’s a notorious and inveterate punster I know will appreciate this.)

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