Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
*chortle* Priceless……
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Onions are creepy!!
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These are great. 😀 — Suzanne
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Oh my gracious, that banana looks so much like that dog!
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I think that chocolate has a lot of persuasive qualities–it has even convinced us that it is good for us now! I’m not so surprised to see it with different faces on.
That dog and banana is really funny to me–like netsuke or scrimshaw from a distance. Well, or photoshop.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Let’s face it, BlueBird finds the best Funnies 👍😄
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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That Celeriac!!
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Seriously creepy.
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It’s amazing where faces turn up.
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Thank you for the chuckles! Love your blog!
Hugz on owl wings! @v@ ❤
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. 🙂
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What a fun! Thank you Bob! Michael 😉
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I will never look at a red onion the same way!
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That cucumber looks so upset about being pickled. Also, the potato looks like a manatee.
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So it does. 🙂
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