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This entry was posted on Thursday, May 31st, 2018 at 9:18 am and is filed under animal crackers, simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
I took up writing because I needed money. And I continued to write because it’s safer than stealing and easier than working. —Robert Heinlein
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Those are so clever and cute!
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LOL, I love puns, thanks for sharing!
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I love the last one…looks just like my Diavolo!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Time for some animal funnies, from BlueBird 😄
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😀 😀 😀
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One of the best posted, Love that lion,and the sausage dog and husky 🙂
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. 🙂
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Thanks Rae. 🙂
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[…] A little bit of laughter for your day thanks Chris via Happiness is a warm pun — zoological edition […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Lol 😛 too funny!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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[…] I haven’t posted any puns in a while, so here is a fine selection of animal puns from bluebird of bitterness. […]
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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