Sunday funnies

A pastor’s wife baked cookies for a party she was giving, and left them to cool while she went to do some errands. Before leaving, she put sign next to the cookies that read: “Thou shalt not steal. Exodus 20:15.”

When she arrived home again, half the cookies were gone, and next to the plate was a note in her husband’s handwriting: “The righteous man eats to his heart’s content, but the stomach of the wicked man goes hungry. Proverbs 13:25.”

4 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. Abigail says:

    I’ve heard this joke before, but don’t remember where. Thanks for the reminder! I wonder if the wife answered Proverbs 13:25 with another verse. I suggest Proverbs 23:2.

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