Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I’m surprised people survived in some of those instances. 😦 — Suzanne
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They do seem to be competing for a Darwin award.
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. 🙂
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Don’t tell me the motorcycle was a Cowasaki! lmao! @v@ ❤
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I’ve had days… no, years…like this.
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I hear you…
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Oh my, I am gasping for understanding. I was totally flummoxed at the guy with the cow,( maybe two ) on the motorcycle. Growing up on farms, I know cows kick and wiggle. The poor person with the nice mobile home with now the truck sized extra window. All of these stun me , and make me wonder if humans really are the top of the food chain? Thanks for a grand post. Hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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!!!!!
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At least the bloke with the cow on the motor cycle had the decency to tie the creatures kegs around him so it wouldn’t fall off.
I’m wondering where that was, India, South Africa?, hopefully not Australia, or England, I’d die of shame
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I have no idea where that picture was taken, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Wisconsin. We love our Holsteins here. 🙂
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The vehicles are being driven on the wrong side of the road to be in America.
Donna Tella Moss was from Wisconsin, as Josh was wont to point out.
I must admit a fondness for Cheeseheads. I met several when I was a volunteer guide at the Australian Maritime Museum here in Sydney. They were all delightful interesting and interested people.
I do believe that Washington should undo the wrong perpetrated on Wisconsin back in the 1830s after the Toledo War, and give back that part of Wisconsin that was handed willy nilly to Michigan.
I did write to the Governor of Wisconsin some years back suggesting he takes steps to retrieve what is rightfully yours.
I got a thank you letter which I suppose is all one could expect from a GOP governor. He does keep me up to date with whats going on there though
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HOW do you get a motorbike tangled in overhead wires?
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I wondered about that too. Seems as if you’d have to throw it off a roof or something.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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