Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Love that Dictator shoe. 😁
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Same! Made me grin…
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Don’t you wonder what brilliant advertising genius came up with that one?
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I’d love to see advertisers try and pull some of those off these days. hahahaha! ^_^
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There would be hell to pay…
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The good old days! I always shaved with my stetson on.
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😀 😀 😀
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Now I’m worried. What didn’t my mother tell me about men’s underwear?
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I don’t recall my mother telling me anything about men’s underwear, either. Until I saw that ad, I had no idea that mothers were supposed to tell their daughters about men’s underwear. I have three adult daughters who all had to learn about men’s underwear on their own, due to my negligence.
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I have seen a lot of ugly ties in my lifetime, but Cutter Cravats take the grand prize for ugliness. I wonder if anyone bought them.
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At least they’re eye-catching. Who cares about solid red or blue ties?
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I think I would be mortified if my mother sat me down and lectured me on men’s underwear.
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I hear you. I would have rolled my eyes and said, “MO-O-OM!” (three-syllable, exasperated-child pronunciation of “Mom”)
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Those Dickies work clothes haven’t changed much in all the years since their first appearance on the market!
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Well, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. 🙂
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And, all this in the days before Photoshop!
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