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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty scarce.
βMark Twain
Iβm not weird. Iβm limited edition.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
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I do like cows. These are perfect. Thank you for preserving their dignity (HAHAHAHA!)
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thanks Viv. π
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Something to aMOOS you, from BlueBird πππ
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Thanks Chris. π
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Welcome, BB π
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i love these so much. cows are just so naturally funny
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Boooo! π€
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Ah, ha, ha, these are great. I especially liked the poem about the electric fence. π — Suzanne
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I like the matador one, but they all made me laugh.
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These are so funny!
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
These were too funny not to share π
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Thank you for reblogging. π
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Larson’s Far Side art style is evident in two if not all three of the other cartoons. Piraro mostly has his own style, but his humor is much like Larson.
The peep show is… a bit disturbing. Well, best not to think too deeply about most of these… π
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Hilarious . . . damn the electric fence! π
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So many levevels of Wrong! Weirdyo! Normal is over-rated. Cheers,H
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[…] Some of these are Dad jokes thanksΒ to Chris via Cattle call […]
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Thank you for the link. π
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