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The fat of the land

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6 Responses to The fat of the land

atimetoshare.me says:

July 26, 2018 at 9:39 am

The world is filled with mixed messages 😀😜

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joseph elon lillie says:

July 26, 2018 at 10:00 am

These are hysterical.

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patriciaruthsusan says:

July 26, 2018 at 10:25 am

Ha, ha, these are great. 😀 — Suzanne

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Melanie B Cee says:

July 26, 2018 at 12:19 pm

BWAHAHHAHA….wait. Didn’t #1 DIS Americans?? Ummm….. o.O 😉

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Donnalee says:

July 26, 2018 at 1:12 pm

I try to move that body to lose that fatty. Sound advice.

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Abigail says:

July 27, 2018 at 1:11 pm

(on photo #2) Nothing like the politically correct People’s Republic of China.

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