Everyone knows about William Tell’s accomplishments as an archer. However, historians have recently learned that in addition to archery, Tell also excelled at bowling, a sport he participated in regularly with his wife and children. But sadly, all the league records have been lost, so we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
G.R.O.A.N. 😂😂😂
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Ha, ha, what a shame. 😀 — Suzanne
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May God have mercy on your soul, BoB…
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Amen.
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so clever…
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Their team was broken up when Mr. and Mrs. Tell split.
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Spare me…
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Hahahahha!!! Punny! 😀 hee hee …sneaking off to share this on FB….
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Please say “Thank You” to BlueBird for this contribution 😄
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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Welcome BB 👍😃
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I heard a rumor they all ended up in the gutter. So sad.
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Now THAT’S funny! Made me laugh out loud.
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Have you given thought to growing the stuff?
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Ah, but could he beat me in Wii Sports bowling? I am the proud owner of sparkly blue Pro ball in that game, after all, and don’t often lose.
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Will wouldn’t have a prayer against you, Abigail.
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