The bluebird of bitterness will be out of town for a few days, visiting friends and family. Posting should resume sometime next week.
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Fly safe little birdie and we’ll miss ya! Now what am I going to do without the daily dose of humor???
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Enjoy your time! We will always wait for your return!
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Have a good flight!
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Have fun!
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Okay, who left Bluebird’s cage door open again?
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Have fun with your family and friends!
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Have a great vacation, BoB. Fly high…
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Have a delightful time and try to stay out of trouble.
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Even BoB needs a break every now and then from chirping.
Enjoy!
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Aaaand, everyone else took my clever bird references. Have fun and be safe (not in that order). We’ll be blue without you. Heh.
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Please don’t go
Don’t go
Don’t go away
Please don’t go
Don’t go
I’m begging you to stay
So please don’t go
Don’t go
Don’t go away
Please don’t go
Don’t go
I’m begging you to stay
Hey, hey, hey . . .
(Sniff. It’s ok, really. I think I will be alright. Have fun. Be safe. Try not to feel too wracked with guilt over leaving us all in the lurch like this. Sniff. The lyrics are from “Please Don’t Go,” a song recorded and released in 1979 on the KC and the Sunshine Band album Do You Wanna Go Party, as found on the genius (dot) com website. Sniff snuffle snort.)
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Have fun! We’ll miss you.❤️
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Happy vacation, Bluebird!
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Have a great time, and be safe!
GOD bless you and yours, Frank & Freeda.
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Clear skies and safe journeys.
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Enjoy your time off. Safe return.
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Have fun!
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Will miss your daily humour. Enjoy yourself.
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Bluebird withdrawals, day 2. Throat parched. Appetite disappearing. Depression setting in. How are you all handling it?
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