Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
ARRRRGHHHH!
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I’m wondering if they’ll bring back the peg leg pirate Hector Barbossa for the second time. They brought him back from the dead once, why not again. He’s the best antagonist for Captain Jack Sparrow. If he stays dead this time I’ll miss him. 🙂 — Suzanne
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I enjoyed the first two Pirates of the Caribbean movies with Johnny Depp.
Two of my favorites Captain Jack Sparrow lines are…
“Why is the rum gone?”
and
“Pirate.”
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Pirate: Captain, the cannons be ready!
Captain: Are!
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If Somali pirates learned to talk properly, would they get more respect? Say, instead of, “I say old chap, do please pull over for we’re about to board you,” They said, “Harken me, ye rotting bilge rat, get out o’ me way else you’ll kiss the gunner’s daughter, and aye.” Maybe add a few Arrs and me hearties here and there?
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