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My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart. —Jackie Mason
I ordered a chicken and and egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Somehow they all make sense to me.
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Great post – much needed chuckles! 😀
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Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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Those are amazing! Where did you find them? I need more funny signs in my life.
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I collect stuff like this compulsively. Whenever I see a good one, I save it and file it away for future use. If my files were physical instead of digital, I would surely be accused of hoarding. 🙂
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Lol lol lol !ol … (GASP) … Lol!
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hee hee!
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Can’t stop giggling at these. I love them all, but especially the Draw Bridge and This Door is Alarmed. I’ve always wanted to make some comment about that!
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I do not get the Dentist one. Oh well.
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Snarky reference to the Minnesota dentist who shot a lion in Zimbabwe a few years ago and had the lynch mobs after him for it.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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