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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018 at 8:05 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018 at 8:05 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
—Charles Wadsworth
When someone asks me if I’m seeing someone, I assume they mean a therapist.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
I had to reblog this, because this is a blog about healing from PTSD and laughter is great medicine. 😁
Right now, my husband and I are battling the worst insect invasion that I have ever seen. Caterpillars, mainly. Zillions of them. Within one week they ate nearly 90% of the leaves off of our big front yard tree. They have covered our yard several inches deep with caterpillar droppings — that’s right, YUCK. Plus they have brought along their many happy predators, mainly spiders, flies, and every variety of ant you can imagine. I captured and killed a black widow spider a couple of evenings ago, as it went after a caterpillar. Red-backed jumping spiders, wolf spiders, you name it. We also have seen several big hairy tarantulas lounging in and around our house, and so far we have captured and killed two toxic bark scorpions inside our house. We have a Creepy Crawlie Party going on, 24-7.
Last Sunday my stepdaughter visited and she was speechless. “Have you ever seen anything like this?” I asked her. “Only in a horror movie,” she said.
Regardless of what’s going on — like my wonderful husband almost being arrested yesterday — Bluebird of Bitterness never fails to lighten my mood. BoB is better than an antidepressant, or a glass of wine! I especially like the first picture on this post, lol. I also love Bluebird’s very timely Thought For The Day:
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. If you have already abandoned hope, please disregard this message.
Enjoy!
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Lady Q, I thought about you when I was putting this one together, knowing of your bug infestation. I’m relieved to see that you’re still able to joke about it — that means it hasn’t pushed you over the brink yet! We’ve had some bug problems here this summer, especially the Japanese beetles that destroyed our ornamental crabapple trees and many other flowering things, and a bumper crop of extra-aggressive mosquitos… but nothing remotely like what you’re dealing with. Hope you’re able to resolve the situation somehow. ❤️ p.s. Thanks for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome BB 👍
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Hahahaha! You made my day. Thanks.
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Mission accomplished!
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Hugs to you for the creepy-crawly giggles! 🕷🦗🐛
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Thanks Dawn. Hey, what’s that crawling up your leg?
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Funny….🤣
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Hilarious!
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My pleasure …🐦
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Fantastic Bob! Thank you very much! :-)) Michael
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine and commented:
Thanks to the Bluebird of Bitterness for making my morning.. brilliant.. love the praying mantis…
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Thank you for the smiles….x
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
I love a good laugh
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Most welcome 🙂
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