I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — sign language edition

25 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — sign language edition

  1. floridaborne says:

    The last sign reminds me of last week at work. I put on my name tag and my boss told me it was upside down. So I said, “I wondered why I could read it.” 🙂

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    • Once when I was a little girl, my big brother gave me a silver pendant watch on a chain for my birthday. I thought it was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen and I wore it proudly all the time. But of course it was constructed so that the person wearing it could actually, you know, look at it and tell what time it was, so other people were always asking me “How come your watch is upside down?” Apparently they thought the purpose of the watch was to tell everyone other than the wearer what time it was.

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      • floridaborne says:

        I had one of those in the 1970’s and loved it. I’ll never forget how it broke. I was taking off a sweater and it came off at the same time, crashing to the floor. I still have it in a jewelry box.

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  2. floridaborne says:

    Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
    Some of these are subtle — so make sure you’re had your morning coffee first. 🙂

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  3. Sadje says:

    Hilarious 😂! Thanks for the smiles.

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  4. Adrienne says:

    Yum – nothing like eating fricasseed customers while sitting in a tub full of gravy located on 71th st (which I heard was wet from some rain.) It’s a perfect beginning for meeting with Sponge Bob to get the job of proof reader for WallyWorld – unless you’re ticketed for stopping at the stop sign.

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  5. Salvageable says:

    These are great! As an adjunct instructor to college students, I was startled when the school opened a new classroom building and the restrooms were labeled “mens” and “womens.” J.

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  6. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    More chuckles from BlueBird 😁

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  7. Candice says:

    It never fails to amaze me that so few actually stop to proofread or spell check what they put on signs. 😄😬

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  8. The lady preferring one of me is unlucky, I’m accounted for however my eldest daughter has a motor vehicle which I call an old bomn which she’s welcome to 😈
    beari aka Brian

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  9. Linda Lee/@LadyQuixote says:

    I just laughed so hard, my dog rushed over to see if I was okay!

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  10. You are fantastic Bob! Thank you, and have a great week. Michael

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  11. Ah, ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne

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