Highland fling

A helicopter pilot started having engine trouble while flying over the Scottish highlands, and had to make an emergency landing in the middle of a sheep pasture. He got out and walked over to where the shepherd was sitting and smoking his pipe.

“I say, good fellow,” said the pilot. “Can you tell me where I might find a mechanic?”

The shepherd shook his head.

“Nae, laddie,” he said. “But I kin tell ye where to find a McPherson or a McCormick.”


11 Responses to Highland fling

  1. That’s not much use when his Mac Hine is broken!

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  2. trentpmcd says:

    Not a McKannick, but I’ll raise my hand as a McDonald…

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  3. Reblogged this on GettingrealwithPTSD and commented:
    Ha! Love this joke.

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  4. egorr says:

    Mac Funny!

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  5. Carol Anne says:

    Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
    Lol I love this one!

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  6. larrygeiger says:


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  7. Ah, ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne

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