Sunday funnies

11 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. Mola says:

    Stealing a couple of these!

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  2. colonialist says:

    *Surprise* Churches are open between Christmas and Easter? And not just for weddings, baptisms and funerals? Wow!

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  3. Marilyn says:

    Love them!

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  4. That water/wine panel always cracks me up.

    [Climbs up on rickety theological soapbox]

    Did Jesus know he was turning water into wine?

    Best Man: Hey, this is a much bigger crowd than we counted on. All these extra guests showed up because of Jesus! Now we’re out of wine already! What will we do?

    Momma Mary, overhearing: I know who can help!

    Momma Mary: Son! Son! They’re out of wine!

    Jesus, genuinely puzzled: “Um, My good woman, what have I got to do with that?”

    Momma Mary: Oh, boo hoo hoo! 😭

    Jesus: Oops! 🍷

    Servants over by the giant jars full of water for the purification ceremonies: Hey! This isn’t water!

    Best Man, grabbing ladle away from servants, tries: Whoa! (to assemblage): Usually they put the good stuff out front, and save the cheap stuff ’til everybody’s well drunk, but our host has saved the best wine for last!

    Mary: I knew I could count on you!

    Jesus: Note to self–avoid pleading Jewish mothers in most situations from now on – no Son of Man can resist!

    I suspect no one was most surprised than he.

    And best of all – not knowing it was miraculously created – we have the Best Man’s everlasting scriptural testimony that Jesus made the best stuff! Naturally.

    I’ll bet they didn’t even get hangovers in the morning.

    [soapbox collapses under such heavy thinking]

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  5. Lisa Beth says:

    Thank you Bluebird for all your uplifting posts! May the Lord inspire and refresh you throughout the new year! 🌈

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  6. V.M.Sang says:

    I especially like the pdf one.

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