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This entry was posted on Thursday, January 10th, 2019 at 9:36 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Thursday, January 10th, 2019 at 9:36 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. —Paula Poundstone
My kid accused me of being overdramatic, so I changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about five minutes.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
I like their style!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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😀 😀 😀
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Society frowns on sedating the children. ^_^ Best not get caught doing it. hahaha
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Exactly!
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I see the War Office aka my wife in most of those shots
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine and commented:
I can relate to “my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance”
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Some of these are true and some are extremely close. Toasters are wonderful inventions. More and more things were invented to fit in them. Then came TV dinners. 😀 — Suzanne
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These are clever and not far from the truth.
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I like the childproof house, Bob, but they’re all funny. Especially the one about the to do list being the best fiction, and the first one applies to me, definitely.
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You and me both!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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[…] The best ape on wordpress wanted to share this with us all and give us a giggle via A woman’s work is never done, so why bother? […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Have a giggle! 😀 I did! 😀
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thank you so much for the guilt and the giggle, Bluebird!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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It was my pleasure! Thank you for making us laugh! 🙂
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The last one is a brilliant idea.
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Every mother has been tempted. The ones who say they haven’t are lying. 🙂
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I’ll bet my mother considered it when she was putting up with her three rambunctious sons. 😀
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
LOL, especially the last one
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😀 😀 😀
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One of my favorites is “Womens Work”, sung by JeRonelle. I hope, you like it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ9Z83eGCzI
All the best to you
Laureen
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