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This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 16th, 2019 at 8:38 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 16th, 2019 at 8:38 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
I took up writing because I needed money. And I continued to write because it’s safer than stealing and easier than working. —Robert Heinlein
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Funny, but…did the yoga pants help him stay on top of the cooking and the cleaning???
If they did, I will try them. 🙂
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If only there were an article of clothing that could do that…
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Defiantly Wednesday Weirdness – I used to date A Tim Hawkings – Just not this Tim Hawkings …
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Reblogged this on Mitch Teemley and commented:
My Featured Blogger this week is Bluebird of Bitterness. B.O.B. consistently finds funny stuff–quips, cartoons, videos like the one below–to post. And since her (yes, her) sense of humor almost cosmically aligns with mine, I visit her site on a regular basis. You should too, cuz, like, I said so, ‘kay? So go there now.
Hello? Why are you still here?
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Thank you for reblogging. 😀
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I’ll wait for the video…
;P
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Hmm Does Walmart carry them?
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Hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
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This is totally weird and also totally hilarious. 😀 — Suzannne
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Yet another reason to visit BoB often is easy to miss, with so much on each page. The [QUOTE OF THE DAY] and [THOUGHT FOR THE DAY] are in little sidebars on the right. Tho underwhelmed by the quote and thought with this specific post, I am often delighted by how funny and insightful the quotes and thoughts are.
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