Yes, it’s a real thing.
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Yes, it’s a real thing.
This entry was posted on Monday, January 21st, 2019 at 12:34 pm and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
If you build a better mousetrap, the world might beat a path to your door, or a rival mousetrap maker may beat you to a pulp. ―Gavin McInnes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I haven’t seen a squirrel since I moved to eastern New Mexico nine years ago. I have seen black bears, a mountain lion, red fox, gray fox, coyotes, road runners, rattle snakes, blind snakes, toads, mice, elk, pronghorn antelope, jack rabbits, cottontails, deer, a bobcat, and an amazing variety of birds, including a talking Myna in our old Elm tree. But not one squirrel.
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How odd. I always thought they were ubiquitous. But then I’ve lived all my life in the midwest. 🙂
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I thought squirrels were everywhere, too. I wonder if the foxes and coyotes got em.
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Are there any prairie dogs?
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Yes! So many prairie dogs, that the city had to relocate them. I forgot about those.
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Oh my goodness… I just looked up prairie dog on Wikipedia. It says they are a type of ground squirrel. I didn’t know that. You are a genius, Bluebird!
By the way, we get quite a few bluebirds here. 😊
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Tell my cousins I said hello. 🙂
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You can have all our ground squirrels. A rancher down the road said he’d pitch in all the pocket gophers you want, as well, but you have to catch ’em.
But, there’s a squirrel nest in the ponderosa out front, a big green orb, but I have yet to see a squirrel in the tree. MORE THAN YOU WANTED TO KNOW: Tree squirrels are prey for hawks and eagles, some types of weasels (pine marten), and boas (we have two boas native to Arizona). Cats, often, as well, will raid a nest, or owls if they can. One nutty thing about squirrels in California is, they’re resistant to rattler venom. They get nailed, then attack the snakes. Now, that kind of squirrel I can appreciate!
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Well, apparently I am a California squirrel! I was born in California. My dad used to tell the story about coming home from work one day to find me sitting on our front porch in Oakland, playing with a rattlesnake. I believe he said I was two at the time.
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I think it was Robert Heinlein who, when he was in grade school yet, was taken on vacation to Florida. He found a friend on the beach, a snake, and took it home to Missouri but told no one. Like my parents,his had a terror of snakes. He had it wrapped around his wrist one day and took it to school to show his friends. His teacher fainted when she saw it. It was a coral snake. When rats became a problem on the farm, we would be sent out to catch black snakes to loose in the basement. By morning, no more rats, and the snakes would take off, as well. While I have no love for snakes, nor would I kill one unless I had no choice. Snakes destroy all sorts of diseases rodents carry and do not pass them on. Everything, as you know, has a reason of God would not have made it. I do not include diseases et al, because those, I’m taught, are not from God. Walk in beauty!
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Well said, rednig.
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Much thanks! Here’s something for all of us who love animals, even those darn squirrels.
January 26, 2019
An Unlikely Testimony
“And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?” (Numbers 22:28)
This tale of a donkey talking has been the object of great ridicule by skeptics. That it is not an allegory or fable, however, but a real historical event was confirmed in the New Testament by the apostle Peter (2 Peter 2:15-16).
There is no naturalistic explanation for it, of course, but to insist that the event was impossible is simply to deny the power of God. Such miracles of creation are very rare, however, and there must always be a good reason when God intervenes in the laws which normally govern His creation.
One reason in this case, obviously, was to rebuke the prophet Balaam, who was resisting God’s will simply for monetary gain. Balaam’s voice itself would soon also have to be constrained and controlled by God to force him to do God’s will (Numbers 22:38; 23:16, 26; 24:13), blessing Israel instead of pronouncing the curse for which he was to have been paid by the Moabites, who were desperately trying to keep God’s people out of the Promised Land. The Moabites also needed an unforgettable rebuke. They were apostate descendants of Lot, who had known the true God (Numbers 25:1-3), but they were determined to thwart God’s purposes.
There may be another, more universal reason: God is concerned about His animal creation, caring even for every sparrow (Matthew 10:29). The animals have been placed under man’s dominion, but they are for his service, his instruction, and his enjoyment—not for his abuse.
Thus, Balaam’s ass was providentially allowed by God to rebuke not only Balaam but also anyone who would unnecessarily abuse one of His specially and beautifully designed animal subjects. Most Christians need to be much more sensitive to this concern of God. HMM
Niio!
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Have you written a post on this topic? If so, I would like the link, please.
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No, I’m a manuscript research editor. Here’s a cool one!
http://bereanarchive.org/articles/history/ancient-israel-warfare-and-conquest/
I like how this is worded, and at the bottom are links to works on the subject. You’ll also find a link to a commentary on Baalam’s ass.
BTW, Bubba decided to excavate a ground squirrel tunnel. Under the fig planted last summer. Hmm. He was told to get out of there three times (I’m digging a garden trench to get rid of as much caliche as possible) and ignored me. I warned him I was gonna get the hose! He didn’t listen, but the second he heard the water turn on, he ran. Earlier tonight, I let him out. When he didn’t come in, I worried about stray dogs and coyotes, and went out. Sure enough, he was trying to get into the trench. All I had to do was grab the hose and he was back at the door ready to come in 🙂 Yes, we dachshund lovers all know, they’re so sweet they melt if touched by water. Or is it because they have the same bad attitude as the Wicked Witch in Oz?
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https://godandi.blog/2019/01/26/institute-for-creation-research-64/
This is the article.
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LMAO! I loved this! It was so nice to just crack up laughing. Thank you! 😂 🤣
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Mission accomplished!
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So wonderful LOL post! Thank you 😺
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😀
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Guess I’ll have t get the shovel to help Bubba the dachshund go mine for ground squirrels. No one appreciates ground squirrels more than he does. Some day, he may even catch one! Darn squirrels. Small, but fast.
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Sorry that we don’t have any squirrels to appreciate. We just have to make do with monkeys.
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Well, then try this one. 🙂
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Great! I somehow missed that bit of monkeying around!
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My dog gets SO excited watching them through the window. Unfortunately, the family moved away or got eaten by coyotes, hawks or whatever. We only see an itinerant squirrel now every two or three weeks for a few minutes.
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One summer a red fox took up residence under our garden shed and gave birth to no fewer than eight kits (it was hard to count them, because they all looked alike and they never sat still long enough for me to get an accurate count). We didn’t see a lot of squirrels that summer.
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Wonderful! 😂😂
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😀
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Squirrels not only store up food for the winter. They store up during the winter also. No hibernation for them. 😀 — Suzanne
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Nope, the bird feeders aren’t safe in any season. 🙂
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These are fun! Squirrels can be pesky little creatures but they are so cute.
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They really are cute. I’m kind of a rodent lover (I know, I’m weird) so I enjoy watching them.
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Love this! And Filbert is a perfect name for a squirrel. 😉
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😀
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