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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
โThomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
The Hold-My-Beer Winter Games. Now that’s funny. ๐
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All too funny! As a Floridian, I laughed loudest at the cold part of hell. ๐
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
All of these were so funny, I had to share.
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Thank you for reblogging. ๐
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My pleasure. These were well worth it. ๐
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Almost makes me feel left out because I live in California. But not really ๐
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Nice to have a laugh in the cold.
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Laughter generates warmth. ๐
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The fourth picture is NOT funny … at all … nope … not even a little bit … I would take some time to explain, but I have to go back outside and clear the driveway!!!!! ๐ฆ
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I love the mouse entrances ๐๐
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I loved that one. ๐
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Thanks for sharing the smiles. ๐๐
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My pleasure. ๐
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Hilarious. I like the mice and the ‘cat person’. No, I like them all!
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Hilarious. ๐ — Suzanne
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These are hilarious. That poor guy with the snow blower.
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I knew it! You’re hoarding our snow in the cold, cold north!
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I do love the wordplay in the title!
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It’s the Wisconsin State motto. ๐
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So funny!
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Ha!
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