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This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 29th, 2019 at 10:16 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 29th, 2019 at 10:16 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea
at all. —Oscar Wilde
The doctor gave me only three months to live. So I shot the doctor, and I got thirty years.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Thanks for sharing the smiles
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Viva indeed! Thanks, Blue. I’d been reading the news and needed some enlightnessing.
The “insecure” one had us actually laughing out loud.
The “shadow” one is fascinating. Sure looks like serendipitous timing. If staged, very nice work.
BTW, the post yesterday? (P&P) I’m one of those to whom it would “make no sense whatsoever,” but I’ve alerted the womenfolk who have read/watched it to your post. 😜
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Refreshingly “incorrect”.
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😀
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These are terrific. Thanks for the laughs.
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Sausage ‘n eggs, LOL
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Mark Twain nails it…
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😀 😀 😀
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… vive!
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Ahh, ha, ha. These are really good. I especially liked the one by Mark Twain. 😀 — Suzanne
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My favorite. 🙂
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Wow, these are great! Love the sausage and eggs – hilarious!
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
Hee hee
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😀 😀 😀
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The shadow one, with its ‘ultimate adhesive’, is very intriguing. Sausage and eggs is rude and hysterical!
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Love the graph one. So clever.
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