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This entry was posted on Monday, February 4th, 2019 at 10:24 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Monday, February 4th, 2019 at 10:24 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
BlueBird’s cool cartoons time 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Amazing how much humor and joy we have derived from three balls of snow and some coal. Great collection here, Blue. Frosted flakes. 😆
Did you read about the couple that built a really big snowman, and someone tried to mow it down with a truck? Unfortunately for the driver, the bottom part was built on a tree stump. Whoopsie!
Search duckduckgo or youtube for snowman built on a tree stump.
(I would leave a pic link, but Bob’s cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness, runs the spam filter.)
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Yes, and nothing slips past Louie. Well, almost nothing.
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If only losing weight were that easy!
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Debra: “If only losing weight were that easy!”
As I understand it, recently-acquired snow-weight is easier to shed than that longer-term ice-ball interior. 😉
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I hear you, Debra.
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I’ve had hot flashes that bad. It’s a wonder my house didn’t burn down. 🔥
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No kidding. Some of mine set off the smoke alarm.
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Yeah, we had to take the battery out of ours.
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😀 😀 😀
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These are fun and it’s interesting how we can relate to some of the problems in the life of 3 balls of snow. 🙂
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These are hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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LoL, i am a little bit late, Bob! But what should we do without your very funny postings?! Thank you, and have a great week. Michael
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I like your family portraits displayed on the side.
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Awww, thanks! 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thank you so much for the winter smiles, Bluebird of Bitterness! These are hilarious and I had a great laugh! 😀
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Thanks, A.J. 😀
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You’re very welcome! 🙂
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