Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
That more than tells why. 😀 — Suzanne
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That made me laugh out loud.
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Mission accomplished!
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Reblogged this on Times and Tides of a Beachwriter and commented:
Here’s a laugh for anybody who goes out shopping – from Bluebird who always brings us something musical or amusing.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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If Amazon establishes a customer hall of fame, I’m sure to be in it.
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You may have scarred me for life from EVER shopping off line. I’ve had every one of those lines tossed at me (including the creepy mother’s maiden name and blood type at a store I never went back to) while trying to purchase something. Except the Skippy one. I’d have donated to Skippy. Even though I do realize that plea for funds was totally photoshopped, and “Skippy” is some slime bag who is getting incredible rich off the idea.
Also, I would have said the absolute number one reason people shop on line is because you don’t have to get dressed to do it. You can sit around in your pjs at 3 p.m. or your underwear or even nothing at all. Which might be TMI…right?
That was a funny vid though!
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There are all kinds of good reasons for shopping online, beyond what’s portrayed in that video. I say, let the guys who drive for UPS and FedEx deal with the traffic and the icy roads in winter and road construction in summer. They get paid to do it. (And I love being able to shop in my jammies, too.)
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