By all accounts, Super Bowl 2019 was a real snoozefest, but some of the commercials weren’t half bad. I’m informed by those in a position to know that this was one of the best.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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They got a lot of flack from the Perpetually Aggrieved Crowd, which (in my *humble* opinion) should be ignored.
Good commercial…
(Sorry, Captain Colon!)
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Poor Captain Colon!
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I love Jason Bateman. I will watch anything he does. This is a terrific ad.
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Hilarious! Unfortunately, I’ve gotten off on many of those floors myself.
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Yep, me too…
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What few SB commercials I saw for this year were really sad. Thanks for pulling this gem out of the dungheap.
Beetloaf – hahaha – even in our most vegetarian-ish days would we have ever concocted such a monstrosity.
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This was of the best commercials and I also enjoyed the one where the football players got into a free-for-all at a blacktie affair.
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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