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This entry was posted on Thursday, February 21st, 2019 at 8:15 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.ย โPaula Poundstone
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
Adorable! โค
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OMGeeeeee!!!!! These are so funnnnnnyyyyy!!!
Bed pugs, running of the bulls, wireless doorbells on their chargers…I’m crying….
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Mission accomplished!
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Was it your intent to make me laugh so hard I pee my pants? Cause I peed a little…
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Heck no — I was just aiming for a smile, a giggle, perhaps a chuckle or two, because heaven knows we need all the smiles, giggles, and chuckles we can get. But the management assumes no liability for damage to clothing or computer screens. ๐
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…there ya go again…. ๐
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Lol!
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People who come up with these are my heroes.
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So cute. Thanks!
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Bed pugs, LOL!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Time for a reblog from BlueBird ๐๐๐
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Thanks Chris. ๐
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โค๐โค
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bed pugs.
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Ah, ha, ha. These are great. I especially like the two guard dogs who saved Mom and Dad. ๐ — Suzanne
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That one cracked me up. ๐
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Awww… โค๏ธ
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