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This entry was posted on Thursday, February 28th, 2019 at 7:42 am and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Thursday, February 28th, 2019 at 7:42 am and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Lol! Thanks for the smiles 😉😃😂
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These are great. I especially liked Peter Piper. 😀 — Suzanne
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I-We-He-She-They-You-It/Me-Us-Him-Her-Them-You-It all LUVED this!
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Lol lol lol.
I do have just one little nit to pick… the sign should read “Hyperbole is Going to Kill Us All,” not “Hyberbole.”
I am the Grammar Cop, here to serve and correct! 😁
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Hyberbole – oh, ow. I missed that.
Hate it when a poster (or cartoon) has tyops. “Ewe hadd won jawb…!”
Not like you can just go in and do a quick text edit. It’s already all over the web by the time you catch it. Although, that cartoon is syndicated so it should have editors.
Hahaha. Remember editors?
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This is why cartoonists need to hire English majors (there are plenty of unemployed ones lurking about) to proofread their cartoons before they send them in.
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Another outstanding series, BoB. Much needed grins on a drab, chilly morning.
D’ya s’pose for the Thesaurus comic, the artist actually used a thesaurus?
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More than likely. I use mine all the time.
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I love the dear John letter. 😂
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That one cracked me up. 😀
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
To all literary folks, from BlueBird 😃
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😀 😀 😀
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Ha ha, love the “Hangman” one. AND I AGREE!
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When I was in college, I worked part-time as an English professor’s assistant, and part of my job was to go through all his students’ essays and correct their spelling, punctuation, grammar, etc. Some of their wanton butchering of the English language was enough to make me rethink my opposition to the death penalty.
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Oh I loved the grammer nerd one and they just kept getting better. Thanks for the laughs.
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Reblogged this on Jeanne Owens, author.
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Thanks Jeanne. ❤️
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ❤️
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Hahahahaha! These are hysterical! Thanks so much.
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I am wondering why the cartoonist put a typo in the ‘hyperbole’.
Enjoyed all of them greatly except that I must admit I don’t ‘get’ the ‘rlt down with capitalism’ one.
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All of the protesters are lower-case letters.
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Oh, right. So lower case cases.
Now explain the hyBerbole?
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That looks more like a careless error. Everyone needs a proofreader!
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I agree. I can’t see any way that bit of misspelling could be part of the joke.
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Unless….the old protestor has been in HYBER/HIBERnation for centuries, and all of his contemporaries are long since gone. That is the point of the ‘toon???
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A fascinating alternative, but I do think the hyperbole of the hyperbole killing everyone is the main point!
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