In honor of the birthday of Albert Einstein (1879-1955), here is “Einstein the Genius,” by the Cranberry Lake Jug Band.
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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I haven’t watched the video yet, because I don’t want the sound to wake up my hubby. But I just have to say that I love your Thought for the Day: “At any given time, I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages that I do about any member of my extended family.”
This is true! We need a system where we can give our loved ones tracking numbers. 😊
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
This is cute. Speaking as a Mensa member, I think the world would be a better place if we all “!et our hair stick out and tongue hang down”. 😀
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Thanks Lady Q. ❤️
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Happy Pi Day, Albert!
“There was a young lady from Bright,
who’s speed was much faster than Light.
She set out one day
in a Relative way,
and returned on the previous night!”
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😀 😀 😀
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That MC wasn’t a square, was ‘e?
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PURRR-fectly wonderful! Thanx!
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