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This entry was posted on Saturday, March 30th, 2019 at 9:15 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Saturday, March 30th, 2019 at 9:15 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
We always ask where the time went. We never ask where it’s coming from. —James Lileks
My mind is like my internet browser—19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Haha! 🤣😂🤣
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I always look forward to your Caturday posts. I’m not a big fan of cats, but these pictures and words are priceless.
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I’m glad you enjoy them. 🙂
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Ah, ha, ha. These are hilarious. My favorite is Hobart hiding from the grandchildren in the locked bathroom. 😀 — Suzanne
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Poor Hobart! Luckily for me, all my cats love my grandson. He’s always kind to them, and he gives them a lot of attention, which they really like. He calls them his “friends.”
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thanks Nancy. ❤️
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My pleasure.🐦
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My owners (4 fuzzers) highly approve of all of these pieces of wisdom. Seconded by moi.
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😀
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LOL, those are great!!
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Precious, every one ❤
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The ‘blame the dog’ one particularly tickled me, this week.
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To err is human; to blame the dog is feline.
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That is a quotable quote!
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Thanks — I just made it up. 🙂
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That last one is a classic–great stuff! J.
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I never seem to run out of Schrödinger jokes. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
The purrfect reblog to end my day here in UK 😹
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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Welcome, BB 👍😃
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Hello I am sitting at my desk trying to type this one handed as my oldest cat is sprawled across my arm with his head in my hand. Such great work help they are. Love the post. Hugs
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My grandcat Bessie does that too. Sometimes she uses my keyboard for a pillow and depresses the caps lock key so I END UP TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS.
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Good ones! I love the cute background too.
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Aww, thanks. ❤️
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You’re welcome! 😺
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Great. I especially like the last one!
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So funny!
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OK loved them all but educate me here. Who or what is Shrodinger? I don’t get it – though my mind is running riot.
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According to the always-reliable Wikipedia, “Schrödinger’s cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.[…] The scenario presents a hypothetical cat that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.”
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Oh yes, Bluebird makes us laugh with her ‘Caturday Funnies’. Thanks again for the giggles, Bluebird!
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Thanks A.J. ❤️
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You’re very welcome. 🙂
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[…] Caturday Funnies | Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
All of these are my cats
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Most welcome 🙂 Thank you for the giggles
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Ahahaha! Cute!
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[…] via Caturday funnies […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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I absolutely enjoy the Caturdays! They are hilarious!!! 😊
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