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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Yeah, that helium does help with the highest notes….
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Great April Fools Day film clip. It might work though. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ummm….the reaming-screaming would attract unwanted attention to Father’s “youth ministry.”
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You had me for an instant!
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Surgical solution was not popular. That’s great stuff. Thanks BoB.
Alas, my WordPress websites have been found out by the European Union copyright vultures, and anything by “other people” has been removed… which is, of course, everything.
😀 😉 😀
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How can they do that?
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Heh… Note the date. 😀
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You got me…
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Heh. My daughter was aghast when I told her the same thing. Until I pointed to the calendar.
I’ve frequently got in trouble for having, apparently, a deadpan expression when I think I’m grinning and winking and obviously saying, “I’m joking,” when what I’m saying seems so obviously absurd I can’t imagine being taken seriously. But the world is so absurd.
So, I rarely try to be fooling. Maybe once a year.
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The best April Fool’s joke since the spaghetti trees. (Showing my age here! Youngsters won’t know what I’m talking about, of course.)
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That was a good one! I might have to use it next year. 🙂
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Yesterday morning, I came out of the bedroom, and pulled a stunt collapse on the floor. Hubs came rushing over from the kitchen, bent down over me, and anxiously asked, “Are you OK?” I rolled onto my back, opened one eye, and said, “April Fool!” I thought he was gonna crap a brick! Best funny I’ve ever had, at his expense. Hey! I’m 77 and he’s 80–you gotta have as much fun as you can, in the moment, ’cause tomorrow is promised to no one!
Plus: Keep moving fast, so Old Age cannot catch up with you!
Plus-Plus: No matter what they told you when you were a kid, NEVER ACT YOUR AGE!
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I’m assuming you checked first to see that his life insurance was paid up… 🙂
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Ah, yes – he’s 80, just finished 3 months’ cardio rehab after open-heart, triple-bypass-valve-replacement surgery, rides his bicycle 4-5 times per week to the gymn, and is a sure bet to make it to 100, long after I’ve warmed the crematorium. So, I thought the April Fool’s Day stunt was a good test of his survival. It worked!
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