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At fourteen I wanted to play guitar very badly. By fifteen I did. —Eric Idle
I can’t believe it’s 2022 and there’s still no “fold” button on my dryer.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Buahahahaha… No doubt!
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I see nothing “weird” about this, because everything they sing is true. Sadly.
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Truth is often very weird.
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Grrrrrr! ‘Not available in your country due to copyright issues’.
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That’s why we have VPNs, colonialist. (Don’t ask me how, I just use the one built into my browser.)
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Greek to me, unfortunately!
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Virtual Public Networks – an internet service that fakes your IP and location. You can seem to be in USA, Europe, Asia, as necessary. Helps one leap those “not for you folks” barriers. Also hampers those that track your activities. That’s about all I know.
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I believe it’s a Virtual Private Network. 🙂
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Yes, Private. Duh. Thanks
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Oh, what a handy ap you’ve got
To make you seem where you are not!
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Fantastic! This guy is so utterly, outrageously talented! LUVVIT!
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