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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
funny, funny stuff.
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The glass is, indeed, refillable. 🙂
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Very funny–I especially love the ones about alone time and hot flashes–thanks!
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Vintage funnies!
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Awesome, Bluebird! Thanks for the laugh. My favorite is the one about getting a grip on reality. 😁
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
😀 Wanna lol? Check out the Bluebird:
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Thanks Lady Q. ❤️
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💘💘
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I loved every single one of these. Maybe because the sun hasn’t shone here for almost a week. Not sure who I resemble more, your cousin Archibald or the lady preparing to choke reality.
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Good ones! I especially like “I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right” 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
It’s Ladies Night at BlueBird’s place 😎
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😀 😀 😀
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Cooking with wine? Ah-HAH! So, THAT’s how I’ll get out of cooking dinner! Thanks for the tip!
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Always happy to be of service. 🙂
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“My alone time is for everyone’s safety,” said the INFJ!
These are all a riot 😀
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“Polite” comments are welcome?! Hmmm… anyhow, being polite I read this reblogged at Lady Qs blog and burst out laughing many times! Wonderful post! Loved so many hard to choose. Thank you. After spending all day in ER (but home now) these lifted my spirits tremendously.
Phoebe
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Mission accomplished!
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These are great. Those pictures bring back memories. 😀 — Suzanne
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Reblogged on Dragons Rule OK and commented, I love all of these, They are so true. And I want to go and meet those ladies who say “If you can’t say anything nice…” We’d have fun together.
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Hey, Bob. I wrote the above, then went to reblog it, but there’s no reblog button!
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That reblog button seems to vanish every now and then — I have no idea why that happens. Feel free to copy and paste if you want to, or maybe try again later and see if the elusive reblog button has reappeared? (Being somewhat technology-challenged myself, that’s about all I have to offer…)
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
LOL, especially the first one
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😀 😀 😀
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🙂
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ahahahaha! Love it! Reblogging it!
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[…] via My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on phyllis reklis and commented:
I laughed heartily at bluebirds post about cleaning as I am in the never-ending cycle of making this house ready for showings! Enjoy the humor with me!!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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