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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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All too true. J.
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Ahhh…true wisdom!
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that first one really cracks me up
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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:-))
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
My daughter was the quiet one. She liked decorating, especially walls.
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Thanks for reblogging Suzanne. ❤️ (One of my girls was also an accomplished wall decorator.)
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I like the pre-scooler one. So true. When my now much, much older son was at that stage, a friend came round with her little girl, about the same age.
We chatted over a cup of tea, then noticed the silence. Going up stairs to investigate, we found the pair in the bathroom, both in the shower, fully clothed, and wet through!
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OMG, I had one like that — silence meant trouble more often than not. Just one example: I had warned her multiple times to stay out of the medicine cabinet in the bathroom, primarily because in order to reach it, she had to climb up on the toilet, and I was afraid she’d fall off and whack her head on the sink or the bathtub and get a concussion. Well, one day I was in the laundry room when my daughter came running in and started washing her hands rather frantically. I smelled something that I quickly realized was Preparation H, and there was only one way she could have gotten hold of that. I put on my best disapproving voice and asked her if she’d gotten into the medicine cabinet. Her eyes grew to approximately twice their normal diameter and she said, “How did you know?”
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😀 😀 😀
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And I’ll defend the castle with my paper towel tube sword! ; ) Rebecca
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
LOL
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😀 😀 😀
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😀
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Lol 😀
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
LMAO 😛
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Reblogged this on SherrieMiranda1 and commented:
Still got 3 hrs. over here on the West coast!
Peace & laughter to all!
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